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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.